That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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