I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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