Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs