so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?