Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Whatever it was. it was pregnant.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson

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(407): View more from Florida

He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...

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I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.

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(641): View more from Iowa

he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.

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