ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened