operation have a gay friend backfired
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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