no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so