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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  This house was built for laser tag.

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• (530): View more from California

  Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING

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  Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.

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• (585): View more from New York

  No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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