My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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