There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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