I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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