I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
