I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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