I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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