yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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