when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Just cropdusted the office
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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