no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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