Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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