I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
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hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
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I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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