I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Randomize
