You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Wat do u mean how?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms