Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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