No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.