"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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