I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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