I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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