Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm having to shit out rocks
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