I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize