Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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