they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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