what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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