one two three fourrrrnication!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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