It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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