Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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