Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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