So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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