never play flip cup with pint glasses
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
