Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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