at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
