I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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