I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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