Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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