why do cheetos always look like penises
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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