Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
