For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Randomize