Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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