eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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