don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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