Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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