Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
