i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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