no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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