do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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