stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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