is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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