why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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