He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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