so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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