Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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