Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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