She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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