I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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