i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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