Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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